CASINO ANSWER MAN
by John Grochowski
John Grochowski is a blackjack expert and a well-known and respected casino gambling columnist. His syndicated casino gambling column appears in the Denver Post, Casino City Times, and other newspapers and web sites. Grochowski has written six books on gambling including the "Answer Man" series of books (www.casinoanswerman.com). He offers one-minute gambling tips on radio station WLS-AM (890) and podcasts are available athttp://www.wlsam.com/sectional.asp?id=38069. Send your question to Grochowski at email@example.com.
Q. Have you heard about the Russian slot hack where they could predict the next spin? They won money at casinos around the world. If random number generators are truly random, how is that even possible? You can't predict random.
A. The phrase I've often used in describing random number generators is, "as random as humans can program a computer to be." Nothing we do is truly random, and a physics-loving friend has said to me, "Nothing in the universe above quantum level is random, and even there, we're not sure."
They then had operatives in casinos that had these older-model games to use their phones to record and transmit video of spins back to St. Petersburg. When the St. Petersburg team had enough information - about two dozen spins would do - they would use the algorithm to calculate when a big winning spin would come.
A few minutes later he came back, gave me $20 and apologized. I told him the $20 was much more than I lost, but it was OK. The other players were not happy. That experience made me aware to be very observant on payoffs, and pursue it.
A.The above is an excerpt from a much longer email in which the player also describes a payout error on an electronic baccarat game. It came in response to a column I wrote several weeks ago in which a player thought there was a payoff mistake on a fully automated blackjack table.
Payoff mistakes at such games are rare, just as they are on slots or video poker games, but that doesn't mean there can't be glitches. If you think a game has taken your money on a hand, roll or spin you've won, hit the call button to signal an attendant immediately before making another bet.
On a multiplayer electronic game, the others aren't going to stop to wait for an attendant to settle your dispute. The game is going to move on. Make a note - whether with pen or paper or on your phone - of the exact time you made the bet, the size of the bet and the outcome of the play, whether that consists of your hand and the dealer's, the roll of the dice or the spin of the wheel.
You may never encounter a payoff mistake. I never have. But if you do and want to raise the dispute, take the necessary steps to make it easier to track down and verify the outcome.
Q.I was talking with a deputy assistant GM or some such, and he was asking for suggestions about what I'd like to see in casinos. I said they should have more promotions targeted at table players. Everything's about slots. Maybe have a night where blackjacks pay 2-1 for qualified players. He seemed interested and said we should talk again. I found him next time I was in the casino, and he said his boss said they couldn't do that. I asked if they could do anything else, and he said they were working on it. That was several months ago, and nothing. Are we that low on the totem pole?
A.You might have a couple of different things at work here. One is that the specific suggestion you made, 2-1 pays on blackjacks, gives basic strategy players an edge without counting cards. In the 1990s, the Alton Belle casino in Illinois publicized 2-1 blackjacks and found its tables filled with advantage players making max bets. They ended the promotion quickly, but a few years later tried it again with the same result.
In some circles, casino managers learn that story as a cautionary tale.
The other factor is that, yes, blackjack players are pretty low on the totem pole. Attracting slot play is always a casino priority. Tougher table rules with even six-deck games having dealers hit soft 17 - not to mention the abomination of 6-5 pays on blackjacks - tell me casinos aren't much interested in attracting educated blackjack players.
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